Snakes? On my plane?
So the AP runs a photo of some poor Russian chump who has to quaff an entire magnum of bubbly because he can't take the liquid on the plane.

Where the FUCK is your head, Chertoff? Evian and nail polish? This is worse than the whole lighter ban thing.

Think of a scenario whereby a liquid, let's say a litre maximum, could take down a plane. Go ahead. I'll wait.

Still waiting.

Yep, I hear ya talking. You got lots of "possibles" there, but I'm not hearing anything "plausible" come out of your mouth.

And now, airport security is being bolstered with National Guard troops, federalized after Katrina, funded with "terror funding". I want to play that sound clip from Full Metal jacket, "What is that? WHAT. THE. FUCK IS THAT?"

Jesus, people, use your fucking brains. And Chertoff, I hope your wife gets a secondary from a big woman with cold hands because she didn't check her makeup case.