What the fuck, over?
I learned two new things before I got out of bed this morning.

First, there is actually a show called "Honey Hole: Outdoors".

Honey Hole.

Second, I learned from TXCN (Texas Cable News channel, clips from local news across Texas), that a woman was asked not to come back to a chinese buffet because her kids were wasting food. In this investigative report, the woman appeared in silhouette for fear of being banned from other buffets.

In an exclusive interview, the owner of the chinese buffet said she was wasting food. Other people in another buffet were interviewed, and they say that people who waste food are annoying because it just makes shit more expensive.

When it cut back to the studio, the entire interview was MOCKED by the hosts. I can't remember ny exact quotes, but it was clear that they thought the entire concept of an investigative journalist doing a hard news piece about a woman being asked not to come back to the Drgon Inn was absurd as all hell.

Did I mention she appeared in silhouette for fear of being buffet blacklisted?

THIS IS NOT GOING TO GET YOU THE EDWARD R MURROW AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM...

I checked TXCN, but I can't find a link to it.

God. People. SHUT THE FUCK UP. As my dad used to say on slow news days, "Didn't Congress pass a law or something??"

Okay. I'm done.

P.S. All you Mexicans: TEXAS SUCKS. Cross into California, or New Mexico, or Arizona, but Texas licks my hairy ball sack in hell. The food sucks, the people suck, and the only culture worth anything (white, brown, yellow, or otherwise) around here is "Tex-Mex" which is like making a shit and chocolate mousse. Might as well stay in Mexico and .. plant fucking corn or something but just don't come here. IT FUCKING SUCKS.